Chat Text Short Cuts Directory

Shortcuts to use in chats on the NET

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24/7 Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
411 Information
AFAIK As far as I know
AFK Away from keyboard
AIM AOL Instant Messenger
AKA Also known as
AM Antemeridian
AOL America Online
ASAP As soon as possible
ASL Age, sex, location
b/c Because
B/W Between
b4 Before
BBIAB Be back in a bit
BBL Be back later
BCC Blind carbon copy
bf Boyfriend
BFF Best friends forever
BFN Bye for now
BOT Back on topic
BRB Be right back
BRT Be Right There
BTW By the way
CC Carbon copy
CFN Ciao For Now
CID Consider It Done
CM Call Me
CTN Can't talk now
CU See You
cya See ya
CYE Check your e-mail
DIKU Do I Know You
DIY Do it yourself
DK Don't Know
DL Download
DWL Dying With Laughter
EG Evil Grin
EL Evil Laugh
EM? Excuse Me?
EOD End Of Discussion
ETA Estimated time of arrival
f Female
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
fb Facebook
FFS For F**ks Sake
FUBAR Fouled up beyond all recognition
FWIW For what it's worth
FYEO For Your Eyes Only
FYI For your information
GAL Get A Life
gb Goodbye
GBH Great Big Hug
GBTW Get Back To Work
gf Girlfriend
GFC Going For Coffee
GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear
GG Good game
GJ Good job
GL Good luck
gr8 Great
GTG/G2G Got to go
HAGD Have A Great Day
HAGN Have A Good Night
HAGO Have A Good One
HB Hurry Back
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HAND Have A Nice Day
HOAS Hold on a second
HTH Hope this helps
hw Homework
IAC In any case
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IDC I Don't Care
IC I see
IDK I don't know
IIRC If I remember correctly
IM Instant Message
IMO In my opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMI I Mean It
IRL In Real Life
IRT In regards to
JAS Just A Second
J/K Just kidding
JK Joke
JM2C Just My 2 Cents
JT Just Teasing
K OK
KK OK (Bizarrely!)
KWIM Know What I Mean
L8 Late
L8R Later
LMAO Laughing my a** off
LMK Let me know
LOL Laughing out loud
m Male
M8 Mate
MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please
MKOP My Kind Of Place
MMB Message me back
MMO Masively Multiplayer Online
MMS Multimedia Messaging System
msg Message
MYOB Mind your own business
N1 Nice One
N2M Not To Mention
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
NBD No Big Deal
NBIF No Basis In Fact
N/A Not Available
NC No comment
ne1 Anyone
NM Not much
NM Never Mind
NAP/NP/NPS Not A Problem
NP No problem
NRN No Reply Necessary
NSFW Not Safe For Work
NTK Nice To Know
NTN No thanks needed
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
NW No Way
OMG Oh my gosh
OT Off topic
PAW Parents Are Watching
PCM Please Call Me
PHAT Pretty hot and tempting
PK Player Kill
pls Please
PM Postmeridian
PM Personal/Private Message
PML Pee Myself Laughing
POS Parent over shoulder
ppl People
pwn Own
qt Cutie
RBAY Right Back At Ya
re Regarding
RLF Real Life Friend
ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing
ROFLOL Roll On Floor Laughing Out Loud!
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
RPG Role Playing Game
RSVP Répondez s'il vous plaît (Please Reply)
RTFM Read the flippin' manual
SH Stuff Happens
SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message
SMEM Send Me E-Mail
SOS Someone over shoulder
Sry Sorry
STFU Shut The F**k Up
sup What's up
SYS See You Soon
TAFN That's All For Now
TB Text Back
TBA To be announced
TBC To be continued
TBD To be determined
TC Take care
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
TFN Thanks For Nothing
thx Thanks
TIA Thanks in advance
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TLC Tender love and care
TM Trust Me
TMI Too much information
TTFN Ta-ta for now
TTYL Talk to you later
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TY Thank you
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U2 You too
UR Your
VM Voicemail
W/ With
w/e Whatever
w/o Without
W8 Wait
WB Write back
WFM Works For Me
WG Wicked Grin
WKND Weekend
WRK Work
WTB Want To Buy
WTF What The F**k
WTG Way To Go!
WYP What's Your Problem?
WYS Whatever You Say
WYT Whatever You Think
WYWH Wish You Were Here
X Kiss
XME Excuse Me
XOXO Hugs and kisses
Y Why
YKW? You Know What?
YNK You Never Know
YPI Your Point Is
YW You're Welcome
YW You're welcome
ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired

senior citezen chat abbreviations

ATD - At The Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend Farted
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered By Medicare
CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living On Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP - Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet The Furniture Again
WTP - Where's The Prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil