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Leave applications

It's murder of English language. But it’s too funny. Just Read It.

The Leave Applications:-

Infosys: Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

Oracle: Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundane" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

CDAC: Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
*"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

*Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
*"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:
*"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:
*"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
*"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note:
*"I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one:
*"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave:
*"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:-
*"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:
*"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

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